Me, Myself, and Everyone Else
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malfoypure:

"Mother, please! Theo and Blaise always laugh at me when you make me wear a hat." Draco whined as his mother added another sun protecting charm on his nose.
"Well Theo and Blaise won’t be laughing when they’re running around with little burnt heads now will they?" 
"But mothe-…"
"No more whining Draco, if Theo and Blaise were to jump off their brooms would you?" she asked sternly, not waiting for an answer. "You’ll wear your hat or there will be no seeing your friends today!"
"Fine," Draco sighed before running off mumbling under his breath, and scaring one of the newly imported albino peacocks for good measure.
"You know he’ll just take it off as soon as he’s out of sight, right?" Lucius said as he approached his wife, glancing at his pouting son with a small smile. "He’s definitely going to be in Slytherin."

Draco Malfoy Week
          Day 3: Draco + his family

(Source: colindonoghue)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

be-blackstar:

This is how you handle getting your privileged called out. 

Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking) 

^ THIS

(Source: lohan)

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

image

this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

(Source: iliketoeatsalamanders)

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

(Source: cladora)

“People can come back, right? As ghosts. They don’t have to disappear completely.”

(Source: nevillles)

(Source: wigglemore)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

ninjagiry:

I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”

Are you like your character?

dudewithabow:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

bitchesincamelot:

im not crying my eyes are just glistening with the ghost of my past

(Source: trenzadorable)